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July 15

It's national big Sean day. Where if any girl that says anything about them hating you, you say "girls only say I hate you to the guys that they love"

Kinzie: Jon, I hate you
Jon:"girls only say I hate you to the guys that they love"

Kinzie: why did you say that

Jon:it's July 15 Nation big Sean day

by Thug greasy April 20, 2022


July 15

The day Nathan was born, one of the gayest cousin you could ever have, he also says Bleach is peak when its mid🥱

Yooo Nathan was born on July 15, he has to be gay

by Godflash4 June 10, 2022


July 15

National wear pink day :) :)

Zay:Wow everyone is wearing pink today gigi:oh I forgot to tell you july 15 is national wear pink day

by Hi im Gionna July 12, 2020


July 15

July 15th is a unfortunate day. Ofue decided to take his own life after a tragedy happened. We are all very, very sad and we pray that he is doing good in the afterlife.

Ofue died on July 15.

by ofue on july 15th July 14, 2022


July 15

Send your bf naked pics day

Hey did you know it’s July 15

by Nridbrgsjsueb July 15, 2023


AR-15

1. A perfectly harmless device that throws pointy metal objects super duper fast, with which if it is referred to as an assault rifle people freak the fuck out and call you a snowflake tree hugging homo, but logic says not to call it a gun because it's just big as fuck and the common person assumes a gun to be something held in one hand, it surely doesn't look like a rifle; e.g. sniper rifle actually looks like a rifle, DEFINITELY cannot call it a machine gun, NRA members will likely FREAK OUT AT YOUR LACK OF EDUCATION REGARDING PROPER IDENTIFICATION AND CLASSIFICATION OF FIREARMS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Because we all have military experience, or small cocks with which we need to compensate for.

2. A pointy metal object thrower that is NOT DEADLY OR DANGEROUS AT ALL, yet is used by nearly every mass murderer, coincidence? Of course not, they just have constant flash sales promoting this type of pointy shooty thing at Mass Murdermart.

3. A tool with which all persons, children, rapitsts, criminals, murderers, terrorists, fuzzy foreigners, republican domestic terrorists, people of faith, people of no faith, don't forget ANTIFA, protestors, people "supervising and offering medical aid" to protestors, and hell aliens upon arrival into this galaxy should be given and expected to have on their person at all mother fucking times because MURICA!!!!!!!!!!

Now now Grady, an ar-15 is no more dangerous than a hammer or chef's knife, even though hammers and chef knifes have practical safe uses that society greatly benefit from and would be lost without, and ar-15 is just a murdering machine, did I say machine I'm soooooo sorry go fuck your sister.

Well Buck & Jeb perhaps it's not really hunting or challenging to use an ar-15 to hunt, sorta like using a gattling gun to "hunt fish" in a bucket.

by ThumbsUpSisterFucker May 28, 2022


AR-15

the greatest weapon ever!!! What I would own in the face of danger!!!

Person 1- Ah shit, they're coming and my revolver ain't enough\
Person 2- Well then get out yo AR-15 lil bruh!!!

by Cruzin w/ Cadence!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 29, 2023