November 3

Today’s the day where you get to slap your tallest friend, if you missed your chance on November 2 because you didn’t see them.

Tall friend: Haha you didn’t slap me on November 2.
Short Friend: I know I didn’t see you all day. Big sad :,(
Medium size annoying friend: Well you know, tomorrow is November 3. Try then :)
Tall Friend: Why you—

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The 3 T's

Tits, Tushy, and Thighs: the ideal woman's body possesses each of these in a good shape and size.

Guy 1: "Yo I just scored with the hottest chick in the club last night, bro. You should see her. I bet you'll be jealous."
Guy 2: "That's cool and all but does she have the 3 T's?"
Guy 1: "I mean... I guess she has 2 out of the 3 T's."
Guy 2: "Then your claim is invalid."

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C===========3

if you don't know what the fuck this is then go back to first grade you fucking retard.

suck my C===========3 Loretta.

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tylenol 3

The ultimate tease of all prescription painkillers.

This medicine is tylenol (acetaminophen,paracetamol) combined with codeine, which is a naturally occuring opiate and is therefore a narcotic like all other opiates/opioids.

Although it is weaker than oxycodone (OC, Percocets) and hydrocodone (Vicodin), it can still give you a really nice opiate buzz if used in higher doeses.

This medicine comes in four different strengths:
Tylenol 1,2,3, and 4 which all have different amounts of codeine but the same 300mg of tylenol per pill:

Acetaminophen/Codeine (mgs)
Tylenol 1 = 300 / 8
Tylenol 2 = 300 / 15
Tylenol 3 = 300 / 30
Tylenol 4 = 300 / 60

These are the most common doses and are commonly nicknamed T(number), for example T3's

In the UK, Tylenol 1 and 2 come in over-the-counter form as in the US, all of these are prescription.

No doubt, these pills are still really nice to have prescribed for a minor injury, but the reason they are a "tease" is because for those (myself) who try to get high off of the codeine basically have to fucking overdose themselves (myself...) on the tylenol before getting the same buzz.

Don't get me wrong, you can still get a nice buzz off of only 100-200 mg's, but after very few times, tolerance kicks in fast and you have to take toxic levels of tylenol before you can get a nice opiated buzz.

Many people get liver damage all the time and aren't even aware, but after multiple doses, it can get severe and in higher doses, people end up in the hospital or dead.

There is a way to do a cold water extraction to seperate the codeine from acetaminophen, but you lose a lot of codeine doing so, until you can get better at it.

I took 15 Tylenol 3's and 3 vicodin in about 2 hours, which is about 6.5 grams of tylenol and ended up in the hospital throwing up, getting my stomach pumped and eating activated coal.

S: Yo man, got any T2's left I can have?

E: yeah, I still have 4 or so.

S: Sweet can I pay you for all of them?!?

E: well yea.. but 4 T2's won't do shit.. like jack shit.

S: ...that medicine is such a fuckin tease..

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C======3

An emoticon for a penis

(What follows is a textversation)
- eff you
- C======3

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rule #3

3: Suck my dick and fuck my ass

Dilly: I don't like ur pants
C-SPAN: rule #3

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May 3

National suck the best dick ever day! The day the best person ever was born. This person is very lovable and funny, they are very considerate of others. They deserve some love so suck their dick!

Me: "Man, my boyfriend was born May 3rd"

Bob: "Oh boy, you're gonna have fun tonight ;)"

Me: "Oh yeah, I know!"

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