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The tiny bears that sneak up when you're not paying attention and untie your shoes.
Ever wonder why your shoelaces are untied when you stand up form the sofa, or why you trip up for no reason only to notice an untied shoe? And you know they were tied up proper good all but a moment ago. Yep. You got it. Darned shoelace bears again.
Hot dang, those be some wild pesky shoelace bears!
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Requires three people. In front of a hot fire, one person (usually the largest one) will lay down on the floor motionless as a bear rug would. The other two individuals have sex on top of that person while the other person remains motionless and silent.
Can be used as a verb or noun.
Want to come over tonight? There's going to be a blizzard and we'll need someone sturdy to be our bear rug.
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No match for the guy on a buffalo.
A grizzly bear is no match for the guy on a buffalo.
"Oh, no! He's gonna chase me! Oh, no. I better just turn around and chase him back. Guess what?! I'm on a buffalo."
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1) A small plush toy usually favored by little children (mostly females who consider the toy cute)
2) A nickname for people who's names are Theodore or Teddy
1) my girlfriend really loves her teddy bear
2)"Hey Teddy Bear!"
"Stop calling me that!"
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an older gay man who has gray hair, a bear, and is of a hefty size.
usually prefers the company of other "bears" (big gay men) or being the older, more experienced partner for a younger, smoother man.
GRRR! That man is one hot polar bear.
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Similar in function to sticky rice; a term denoting bears who only date other bears.
Bear: "I'm sorry, I can't date you, you're a twink."
Twink: "Oh, I didn't realize that you were one of those honey bears, happy hunting, WOOF!"
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