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Jake Gyllenhaal is an amazing actor who stars in Donnie Darko, in which he plays a schizophrenic teen who must die in order to save the universe.
Jake Gyllenhaal is extremely hot
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This thing he thinks he has doesn't exist therefore he needs his daily dose of dick to function correctly. This nigga thinks he is amazing while his bestie is here like Bitch where his bitch ass is like im amazing when everyone truly knows that his bestie is at least 100% better then his bitch ass :). (hes pretty amazing but his idioticness? makes him 1% less better then his bestie) :)
Jakes Dick does not exist
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Has the best white-boy magic around. He has the best 6-pack you've ever seen. He's good at beating ass. His penis is insanely huge and he often goes by the
nickname "Almost 9". His smile makes any girl melt. He has a genuine heart and is hilarious. He has the best singing voice, ever. He's an amazing friend.
"Did you see him?! He looked so hot."
"He's no Jake Kirby!"
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Scottish supporter of Celtic FC who prays too God that they will wake up one day and be Irish. They are out spoken in the issue of Irish Republicanism - when infact know nothing about it except form maybe ''Up the RA'' and ''fuck the queen'' ect. If said supporters spent more time looking for jobs and less time using drugs and stealing metal dust caps from cars to take to the scrappy Scotland would be a far better place to live.
A Celtic fan may say - Am a pure Jake-baw by the way want tae help me oot n buy these 6 dusties? ... Naw? yeh goat a fag oan yeh then?
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Usually the weird kid in school.
Jake Scrotum: Hey everyone! Do you all think that i can shove this corndog up my ass?
Literally the entire class: OH NO NO NOT AGAIN
A Jake Jevons is a person who likes to steal from supermarkets.
Jake Jevons is probably in the shop right now.
That kid at lunch who like to shotgun snapple cans to be a dumbass.
Jake weiderhorn, what the fuck are you doing?