the carpenters arms

legit the best pub u could ever go to like the prince of wales could never. AND we dont even talk about the vine tree

Ur mum "OI ya fattie have u heard abt the carpenters arms"
You "You mean the best pub ever?"

One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch

Ghost Arm

When sisters from the same mister both raise an arm in mid slumber and begin to slowly tickle the arm in soothing comfort.

Well. There’s Sam doing that ghost arm thing again.

Deep arms

A singlet top with deep arm holes, worn by men who want to flash their nipples

Also a phrase to describe a man who wears such singlets.

Look, it's deep arms in that singlet again. Why do we need to see his nipples. I wish he'd just wear a tshirt.

fish arm

Fish Arm.

pronounced: fish ahrm}

Noun

The upper limb of the human body, especially the part extending from the shoulder to the wrist, used in a fully extended fashion while your fishing partner takes a photo of your recent catch. Emphasis is placed on providing a perspective of the catch to give the illusion of overstating its overall size.

NOT to be confused with its antonym "alligator arms" (the behavior displayed by some when the check comes at the bar after said fishing trip).

Nice fish arms in that photo Bob. That 10", 1/2lb fish looks like a monster.

four-hundred arm

When your arm is so fat you can't see your wrist.

Wow her four-hundred arm is really big! Where doe she shop for bracelets?

out of arm experience

When you can't feel or move your arm at all so it's like your soul left your arm but not the rest of your body.

I had an out of arm experience when I woke up this morning. It was as if my soul left my arm but not the rest of my body.

Yeah, those are totally weird.