Ass cake

A close relative to the turd. Ass cakes are dropped in the toilet soon after consuming such things as Monster Energy drinks, Dr. Peppers, Dr. McSteves, or Cake. Ass Cakes pass quickly and quietly with little to no pain or discomfort. Dropping an ass cake is usually a pleasant experience that should not even require you to grab the nearest Playboy. It is advised that you announce to anyone that can hear you when you are about to drop an ass cake. It is vital information. They wish to know of your pleasure.

Greg: Hey man, I gotta go drop an ass cake.
Joe: I love you

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Ass Back

Another term for a sports benchwarmer.

You: "Coach put me in!!!!"

Coach: "Get your ass back!!!"

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full-ass

The opposite of half-ass. To perform at an exceptional level of quality. To truly devote oneself to the completion of a task.

Colin's analysis of the EDI file was nothing short of full-ass effort.

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Throwing Ass

Twerking, shaking your booty in a circle, or just shaking your booty in general. Often done in clubs or on dance floors.

Damn! Look at her over there! She's throwing ass all over the place!

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wax that ass

to fuck in a great way

MAn ima wax dat ass like whoa

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ass pennies

Origin: Upright Citizens Brigade ucb skit-term

Meaning: Used to describe pennies that are inserted into one's ass en masse and then distributed among the world in order to maintain the upper hand in negotiations.

You think you're better than me? You've handled my ass pennies.

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ass rabies

After you hit it you have vicious foaming of the anus Symptons: Foam out your ass, Red anus

After having anal Billy's ass foams up and gets red. He now has ass rabies.

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