Grizzly Bear Attack

After a night of excessive drinking away from home, a Grizzly Bear Attack occurs when you black out your walk home and wake up covered in scratches, cuts, bruises, etc. with no reasonable explanation. You often lose your wallet or pants in a Grizzly Bear Attack.

Jeff: Dude, I feel like shit! I'm so sore!

Joe: What happened last night?

Jeff: I have no idea, must have been a Grizzly Bear Attack on my walk home

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a pleasant heart attack

having a major coronary while having sex with a perfect 10

Bob had a pleasant heart attack while in bed with Ali Larter

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serious as a heart attack

To show that you are serious, and not joking.

Person A: Did you hear that Gordo is gay!
Person B: No way, are you serious?
Person A: I'm as serious as a heart attack!

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then the fire nation attacked

Avatar the last air-bender opener line

Every thing was peaceful then the fire nation attacked

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green meat attack

A shit (usually a massive log) that has been stained green from any number of dye-containing foods (such as dark purple Powerade or Crunch Berries.

Al Bundy (from "Married with Children") exits a bathroom, toilet flushing in the background and states "Green meat attack..."

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Attack Helicopter

Right Wing Slang: Someone generally considered a danger to children. A violent sexual predator. "A nonce".

"I identify as an attack helicopter; which is why I'm not allowed within 100m of any school."

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tranny attack

Going craaaazily crazy/ mad/ spazzed.

My dad had a tranny attack at me last night when he saw me shagging the dog!

OR...

Rosie had a tranny attack when she found out that Lucy knew about her lezzy crush!

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