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John: Hey Mike, did you hear it's August 24 national distick day?
Mike: What's distick?
John: Can distick fit in your mouth.
National Husband Day!
Appreciate them that little more today
August 15th National Husband Day means you have to be appreciative of your husband that little more today for everything they do for you
Lily: Hey I love you so much!
Wyatt: Thankyou how random?!
Lily: Today is national husband day so I need to appreciate you just as much today!
Wyatt: Why can’t you be like this everyday? :)
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Let’s have sex on August 29th National Sex day
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National Kobe day to honor the legend Kobe Bryant, he will love on forever. Mamba mentality!
P1: It’s August 24 National Kobe Day!
P2: YO I better go out in my Bryant jersey!
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The day to celebrate and eat Eggplants/ Aubergines!
Today is August 18th / National Eggplant / Aubergine Day!
A day you grab any and all ass
Wow he grabbed a lot of ass on national grab ass day August 15th
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an emotional piece of shit who can easily hide their feelings but can let their feelings out to the person they love. they are so badass but can have days where they're just..nothing.
hey look it's that august 14 leo's who's name start with d
damn why are they crying?
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