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When plowing a chick doggie style, you whip it out, cream in her ass crack, and slap her butt cheeks together repeatedly.
Not hungry dear? No problem, how about some Biscuits and Gravy?
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Guy 1: Hey man, you got any disco biscuits?
Guy 2: Naw, I'm all sold out. Sorry bro.
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a person too cute for their own good, yet delightfully slutty.
Jack: "Are you ready to go, hooker biscuit?"
Jill: "Who are you callin' a hooker?!"
Jack: "God, you're adorable."
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A limp biscuit is the mathematical term for an infinity shaped curve, commonly misunderstood as a lemniscate. It has been rumored that the band Limp Bizkit got their name from the idea of being infinite, so they wanted to use the mathematical term for the symbol. But sadly the creators of Limp Bizkit did not have the greatest spelling skills and the word biscuit was misspelled in their name. The term limp biscuit originated from Jacques Bernoulli back in 1694.
Person 1: "What do you want your team name to be?"
Person 2: "Limp Biscuit!"
Person 1: "What did you say? Lemniscate?"
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Term used to describe the female genitalia after menopause when the juices stop flowing and the fur becomes unmanageable.
Billy said Sally had a nice slice back in the day, but now it is a dried up whisker biscuit.
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Them Limp Bizkit phonies can't even spell the name of their own band. It is spelt +Wank Biscuit+, you assface.
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The ending statement of a pointless arguement. Often times used to prevent further crying or more wet clothes (caused by an over night stay in the yard). Can be repeated numerous times to clarify that that is the END of the fight.
Her: This is a dumb argument! I just stopped to get rubbing alcohol!
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Him: Which is about as important as telling me you got biscuits.
Her: ... They dont have biscuits...
Him: Of course they do, they're in the isle marked B for Biscuit.
Her: B, for biscuit?
Him: B for biscuit!
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