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It's a joke bomb when you hear the joke and don't laugh right away... but a minute later boom you are laughing your head off.
It's a delayed reaction. You hear the joke and you don't react that it isn't funny, you just experience a delayed reaction, either laughing or by saying "OMG I get it!" - just doesn't twig right away.
AKA JOKE GRENADE.
Comedian: PUNCHLINE.
Audience: Laughs.
You: Silent..
You: Sudden guffaw...
Friend: Ha HA - Joke Bomb!
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A progression of songs played in a store that tells a story through subject matter that almost exactly matches a current situation in life that you are trying to forget so eerily that you think the music programmer is sapping into your sensory brain waves.
Named after Muzak, the company that delivers experiences through "Audio Architecture", a process of programming songs together based on similar subject matter, musical elements, or just to create a pleasant environment.
Man...I can't believe that Muzak bomb I heard at Applebee's on Valentine's Day: "Hole-Hearted" by Extreme, "All For Love" by Color Me Badd, and "I'm On Fire" by the Dwight Twilley Band. I was just getting over being single, but the Muzak system had to tell me that there's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by someone, I ain't got no lover, and I need love! Darn it!
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A device that is used to destroy electronics in a large area. Can be built for under $400!
People are unaware that groups such as Al Qaeda may cripple the US economy with a few strategically placed EMP bombs.
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A "bomb" of ejaculate emitted to the back of the throat of a female, who has caused you to have an orgasm from a blow job.
Keisha was givin me head last night and I give her a massive throat bomb cuz.
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When you go through a person's facebook wall and like every single thing you can
Yeah man Jesse and Kyle like-bombed the shit out of you
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To interject one's self into a performance uninvited for the purpose of bringing attention to yourself or some cause.
The damned dirty hippie pulled a soy bomb during Bob Dylan's performance with no purpose other than to attract attention to himself.
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BOMB represents the acronym for "Beat Off Mental Bank." In other words, the images u have in your mind for inspiration during masturbation.
(Two friends at a pub having a drink & checking out the ladies)
Guy #1: "Check out that girl over there in the black shirt."
Guy #2: "Already in my BOMB file, dude."
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