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Go Captain Kirk: To show up in someone's house unexpectedly, possibly in their bedroom in the middle of the night.
The Captain Kirk can be used to maximum effect by continuing an IM chat that gives no clue to the intended victim of impending arrival from a great distance.
Skype Chatter: I wish i could go Captain Kirk on you and show up in your living room right now.
The drunk/clueless friend who always comes up and says/does something repulsive while you are trying to spit your game on a hottie, and therefore ruins the whole thing.
Man, I was totally vibing with this hot chick when Captain Salt Truck game ruiner salt drunk friend came up to me dunkenly and spilled his drink on her shoes. That was the end of that possibility.
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Someone so sexy, his own name is a pickup line.
*Walks into a bar and sits next to random woman*
Hey, Captain Jack Harkness
*Everybody in the bar has sex with him*
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the most kickass band ever to form around ocala, florida. they play Technologimetalcore, and have the best live show i've ever seen.
Sal and Kyle are the singer and keyboardist for Mayday! Cried the Captain
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A nerdy youtuber ready to play any game even if the people don’t like it but in any sense incredibly funny
Captain sauce? Do you mean captain sparkles
Me: no captain sauce the youtuber
A nerdy youtuber ready to play any game even if the people don’t like it but in any sense incredibly funny
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Mr. Captain from Mystery Missions abs. It has been proven that if shown, they break the internet.
Agent 1- Dude did you see Mr. Captain's abs?
Agent 2- Yeah. They broke the damn interwebz.
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1. A female version of 'Captain Save A Hoe'. A female that financially rescues lazy, underprivileged, and/or unemployed men and gets nothing in return. 2. The arch nemesis of Captain Save A Hoe. Derived from the 1993 rap song by E-40. Captain save a hoe
Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane
What's that bitch's name??
Captain save a bro main!
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