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The act of surgically attaching chopsticks to one's nipples, then waiting until the day after the following year's sabbath, and violently ripping off the chopsticks infront of the messiah (Extra points if the nipples come off)
Have you ever performed a Chinese titty twister? It's all the rage.
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When a man cums inside a loose vagina and she drags it along the floor leaving a gooey trail in its wake just as hummus leaks out of a chinese hummus wrap.
When Alex finished inside of me, I nearly left a Chinese Hummus Wrap on his bathroom floor.
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A Chinese Daily Special is a sex act that can be exclusively performed in a threesome with two girls. The two girls lay on top of each other with their pussies touching (this is where the act gets its name), and then the male inserts his dick between them. He then thrusts until he blows a fat load over both of the girls chests and faces. No one performing actually has to be Chinese. This cannot be replicated with two men, but can be with two slices of well mayo-ed bread.
Friend: Dude, after the party I got Sara to blow me.
Me: That’s nothing, I got Jen and Julia to give me a Chinese Daily Special!
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a small usb drive that stores shitty digital photo projects that earn a 90. every time.
Juana, can you pass me the chinese junk boat? I finished the me myself and i project.
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When you dip an appendage in hot curry and insert into the vagina for stimulation. Typically the vaginal walls will clamp down on said curry covered object and a scenario much alike to the Chinese Finger Trap will play out.
"Bro, that pussy went full Chinese Fingertrap on me as soon as that green curry hit!"
"I can't believe how hot that curry was but it sure made that pussy Chinese Finger Trap my dick."
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When a Chinese " or Asian" Trans is fucked in the ass} and mouth by to guys
Man did you see that tranny last night, we ran a Chinese Finger Trap on that ass.
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When a bitch movin ya balls like Chinese stress balls
Jim: how was your handjob last night?
Mike: she was Workin my balls like a Chinese finger trap
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