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A man visits a Chinese prostitute and leaves as soon as interiors has been concluded.
Chun Po used the Chinese drive-thru on Fifth and Main last night.
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The act of surgically attaching chopsticks to one's nipples, then waiting until the day after the following year's sabbath, and violently ripping off the chopsticks infront of the messiah (Extra points if the nipples come off)
Have you ever performed a Chinese titty twister? It's all the rage.
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Chinese four straw or Chinese four straw technique is where an individual drinks from a cup with four (4) straws instead of one.
"Holy Shit! That's the fabled Chinese four straw technique!"
-God
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When a man cums inside a loose vagina and she drags it along the floor leaving a gooey trail in its wake just as hummus leaks out of a chinese hummus wrap.
When Alex finished inside of me, I nearly left a Chinese Hummus Wrap on his bathroom floor.
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When you finger your friends asshole and he fingers your asshole. It’s a big term used in the gay community when you just want to finger each other at the same time.
Hey you see that guy over there? I would love to Chinese finger swap with him.
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A Chinese Daily Special is a sex act that can be exclusively performed in a threesome with two girls. The two girls lay on top of each other with their pussies touching (this is where the act gets its name), and then the male inserts his dick between them. He then thrusts until he blows a fat load over both of the girls chests and faces. No one performing actually has to be Chinese. This cannot be replicated with two men, but can be with two slices of well mayo-ed bread.
Friend: Dude, after the party I got Sara to blow me.
Me: That’s nothing, I got Jen and Julia to give me a Chinese Daily Special!
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a small usb drive that stores shitty digital photo projects that earn a 90. every time.
Juana, can you pass me the chinese junk boat? I finished the me myself and i project.
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