A crusty person male/female. Who lives with his family. His mom the pig who squeals to much about what ever. His dad the horse taller then his mom by alot and stays away from her sleeping with the donkey. The goat the old dead lady in the corner of the barn.
Look around you and what do you see.
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A rhyming couplet meaning to teabag or the act of doing it
I shot that noob, walked up to his corpse and went all "dip dip potato chip" on him
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To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.
First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.
'Thats double wank and shit chips.'
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The kind of pringles or lays (walkers) with fucking weird flavours that you've never even heard of. And you can't find normal ones in China.
personal experience with chinese potato chips:
I was looking for a salt & vinegar pringles, but instead all they have in supermarket is blueberry flavour, lemon flavour, cucumber flavour (WTF!), etc.
I mean seriously?! CUCUMBER!
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When eating chips with any dip, it's the chip used to clean up left over dip on your fingers and then eating it. Normally caused from trying to dip a small chip in too far and getting some on your fingers.
Guy1: Damn I got some of this cheese dip on my fingers.
Guy2: Here bro take this clean up chip and eat it with the dip on your fingers.
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Where the second toe in on your foot is longer than your Big toe.
Look at that fish and chip toe, it's bigger than her Big Toe!
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A sex act almost identical to the Fallabama Waffle. A person shit on their partners chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus simulating the ov a waffle. Then the person scrapes their partners dingle berries out ov their ass crack and flicks them off ov his penis onto the shit waffle. Thus creating the look ov chocolate chips. Then the person jizzs on it to simulate the look ov syrup.
Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.
1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.
3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.
One Fallabama Chocolate Chip Waffle coming up.
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