What happens to your chode when you are working in heat and your crotch is sweating profusely. Very uncomfortable.
Man it was 90 degrees all day in the warehouse, I have a bad case of swamp chode.
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A Chode Boner is something that just gets wider...
if you were to have a chode and have a boner, te sides of the penis would shoot left and right
my friend has a chode boner...its fun to look at!
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a person with a penis that is shorter than it is wide
Curveball: my penis is 2-3 inches long *smiles*
Everyoneelse: OMG!! YOU ARE A FUCKING CHODE MASTER!! *laughs histarically*
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A person you work with that is a blooming idiot.
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Your sister is chill but your brother-in-law is a total chode-smoker.
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Whipping a fat dick (tim warchols) in a sandwich and then getting someone to eat the entire thing while a 2nd person cummed all over the sandwich, (confusing the person eating it with salad dressing.)
"Dude,kochs mom ate the whole chode muffin yesturday!"
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