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Dip your sweaty testicles into some clam chowder to make it extra salty.
Man 1: This customer is being rude af
Man 2: You should serve them some salty clam chowder
Man 1: Dude fuck yea
A complex sexual position in which the male sticks his penis into the female's ear, and places his foot into her vagina and "digs." All of this is performed while the male is washing the female's hair and eating a corndog at the same moment.
Based on the amount of corndogs and shampoo at her apartment, I knew she would be into the Mississippi Clam Digger!
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When a stripper inserts her middle finger into her anus and then places it into a customers mouth, without them being aware of where the finger actually was. This act is typically only done when the customer has upset the girl in some way, and usually used during a private dance.
Larry: Wow, that guy was a real asshole!
Cindy: He was so rude! That's why he got the Shelby Clam-Digger!
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to hate the environment and smile about it.
Im as happy as a clam because i hit a tree today.
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When a man ejaculates on a women's face and/or body and passes a kidney stone at the same time.
Guy 1: Dude my dick still hurt after i clam chowder showered that hoe.
Guy 2: You should get that shit checked out bro.
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Someone who constantly wants to fuck people but never has the guts to ask them. Usually someone Who Lacks motivation and watches to many pornos.
Man that's a Pussy Clam Fucker
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