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An epic poem, waiting to be written.
Chronicling the transformations of the world, from its creation to its breakdown, due to the coronavirus and the self-deification a Julius Caesar wannabe, Covid's Metamorphoses will be read in the 22nd Century as a charming fable of humanity as it once was.
it is a very bad life in which covid-19 affects your whole damn life it does not care about summer or even value of someone it is just the way covid-19life is ☹️
someone in complete paradise: ha! you live in covid-19life
Someone who enforces Covid 19 and social distancing measures.
“No we can’t seat a table of 6!” said the COVID Cop
The art of apllying make-up to your cheek bones so they pop in the most beautiful and vibrant way while wearing your newly required Covid-19 face mask.
Luckily, now I can save time on make-up! I can throw away my lipstick, covid-contour my cheeks, put on my bithchin' face mask and hit the grocery store ready to impress!
When the spirit of the dragon, a creature worshipped by superstitious mainland Chinese, is demoniacally linked to the coronavirus, which was unprovenly leaked out from a lab in Wuhan, before it spread worldwide—Beijing lied about its initial failure to contain the virus, until whistleblowers informed the world about China’s high number of infections and deaths.
Is there any correlation between Covid-19 and Covid-🐲? How could the dragon, a symbol of power or fertility in Chinese culture, or in Eastern cultures, have anything in common with a symbol of chaos or evil in Western cultures?
When there is disagreement among vampirologists whether the bloodsucking undead are corona-proof; and if they do, what are the odds that they could infect their victims?
While vampires aren’t strictly banned in some parts of the dark world, authorities are debating whether they’d still be allowed to roam their neighborhood due to Covid-🧛 ♂️ concerns.
Knowing somebody has covid but willing to contract the disease to have intercourse.
She tested positive but that isn’t stopping me pulling a covid heater.