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The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.
And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin
I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.
absolute gigachad who supports everyone except trans people
scary dave is cool
The best singer-songwriter of the 2020s
Person 1: Do you listen to Dave Cornell?
Person 2: Yes! His music is amazing!
The act of inviting a woman out for a drink, paying for the couple of drinks that she drank. And then asking the next day for her to Venmo you for the two drinks that you paid for.
Please don’t tell me that after the fact you’re going to text your date from the night before and ask for her share of the bill. You can’t possibly be doing the Dave
An instrument used to measure the force of thrust between two partners during sex.
When Patricia took off her pants and jumped on Oscar, she damn near broke the Dave Device.
It’s what happens when you pronounce “Balls” instead of “Pulse”
“You tried to take his balls…..”
-Someone who has Dave Mustainetitis
When something goes wrong in the work place even though Dave might not be there you will always say. It was Dave I seen him do it.
When the titanic sank it was Daves fault