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Demonic females say they want equality with males when they really want power over us; they also say things like "a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle", and especially, "Feminism is theory; lesbianism is practice." Attrib. to Ti-Grace Atkinson. Demonic females would love to rid the world of us.
That biotch was saying in the maintenance office that "beer makes me randy", when she knew damn well no man could talk like that around women and keep his job; she is one of those demonic females.
A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.
It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
"I'm hot."
"Just pull the blanket up."
"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."
"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
your boyfriend is so god-damn attractive he fucks you so hard you bleed and uses you like a toy so bad you scream daddy.
"OMG YOUR MY DEMON DADDY!!!"
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When a negative though disturbs your self worth or makes you feel so shitty you wish you didn't exist
What's wrong? Demon bit your ass?