Run Em Dry

To Drink All Of The Beer And Alcohol At A Party Or Bar. Usually Happens After It Is Too Late To Get More Booze, Thus Ending The Party.

Are You Guys Going To The Party Tonite. Yeah, We're Of Work Tomorrow, We're Gonna Run Em Dry.

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dry ice bomb

So here's what ya do. Buy some dry ice (wherever possible.) Then either find or get an empty PLASTIC bottle with the cap still there and intact. Then pour water into the bottle (the more you put in the less time you have to run), put cubes of ice in (the more you put in the less time you have and the larger the explosion), twist on cap TIGHTLY and throw immediately. Can work in any time frame from 30 sec. to 2 min., and is incredibly loud. The reason you must do it in a plastic bottle is so that glass shrapnel doesn't go anywhere and kill people.
Here's how it works:
Dry ice is so cold that it goes from a solid to a gas, skipping the liquid phase. Since gas is less dense, it will expand ALOT and will eventually explode. I have never tried it without water, but it probably would either take to long or not work

Instead of lighting off fireworks and possibly blowing your hand off, use a dry ice bomb instead.

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Watching Paint Dry

Internet slang for staring at your download progress bar or watching download speeds fluctuate.

Man sits there slumped over staring at a computer screen watching each file segment's progress on utorrent hoping somehow his DVD rip of the Dark Knight from aXXo will download faster because he's willing it to happen.

Friend walks in and asks. "looking at porn??"

Man replies "no, just watching paint dry"

Friend says "really should be looking at porn."

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Dry Ass-Brownies

Anal sex without the use of lube, when the receiving partner is constipated.

Jackie did not want to have anal sex because she was constipated, but Aditya convinced her to have a Dry Ass-Brownies.

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dry as a nuns nasty

Very dry. A nuns vagina should be dry (supposedly) and therefore to say this means its very dry.

"Hasn't rained in months, its as dry as a nuns nasty"

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dry spell

Dry spells are when you cannot get wet or cry. Or it can mean that you are being dry towards on another.

I had a dry spell with my sneaky link the other night.

Dry spell - being a very holy person

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Dry hand job

It's the same as a hand job, but the guy doesn't cum.

I got a dry hand job last night from the bartender behind the counter.

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