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the arctic? boiling compared to how cool this guy is. a "handsome devil" some have said and probably will continue to say for as long as time. total ladies man. incredible conversationalist, makes you want to talk until you lose your voice. funnier than any comedy special on Netflix (or other streaming platforms). if you're friends with an Evan then you've found the gold at the end of the rainbow.
Girl 1: *texting*
Girl 2: are you texting Evan?
Girl 1: ...
Girl 2: of course
a chad who always bugs everyone around them to read/watch/play their current interest and likes being insulted and says they have a big dick
also a shinji kinnie in denial
wow evans such a shinji kinnie even tho they claim theyre not
a chad who says theyre bad at everything and then immediatley after destroys everyone at it, they like bugging ppl to read/play/watch their new interest and are swag
EVAN I WILL READ HOMESTUCK I SWEAR
evan is a person who likes homestuck
evannnn r u reading homestuck again
If Your name is Evan He could drop your nan in the boxing ring and rko your aunt
If Your name is Evan He could drop your nan in the boxing ring and rko your aunt
Your average Evan who plays trombone and has invisible eyebrows.