Wonky eye

an eye that wanders or doesn't look in the same direction as the other

That girl has a wonky eye. Where is she really looking?

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japs eye

The british slang for the hole on the top of a man's penis.

OTHER SLANG FOR JAPS EYE:
wookie hole, upper sphincter, purple top, hole in the helmet

Guy 1: So did the "sexy time" go alrite for you last night?
Guy 2: Not really, she shoved her fingers up my japs eye and it HURT.

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cock eyes

glossy, glistening eyes that a girl, usually drunk, has while staring at a guy. These ultra glistening eyes are the type of eyes that one would like to see staring up at them while she is sucking one's dick.

Guy one: "Dude! That chick has cock eyes!"
Guy two: "What?!?"
Guy one: "Dude, look at her eyes!"
Guy two: "Wow! I want to see those things looking up at me while she sucks my dick!"

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Stank Eye

A dirty look given to a girl by another girl.

Did you see that girl? She just gave me Stank Eye

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Left Eye

The act of a female burning down, whether purposefully or accidentally, her boyfriend/husband's home after a petty argument a la Left Eye from 90s group TLC

I guess she went through his cell phone saw a text from another chick and straight pulled a Left Eye on his ass. Hope he had fire insurance.

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golden eye

1. The result of a sexual act involving the peeing in someone's eye

2. The compound word refering to an object in the movie "Goldeneye" which is key to the control of two EMP satellites

I gave my ho a nice golden eye last night, to accompany that pearl necklace.

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Third Eye

The tip of your dick

I have a third eye

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