mississippi fruit basket

When you have an orgy with many inter-racial people of whom you are related to

I sure loved the Mississippi fruit basket last thanksgiving

freckled fruit cup

A straight man who acts as if they are gay, and offers to take cumshots from his close friends

You see that freckled fruit cup over there?

Yeah
I'm pretty sure he finally got a his cumshot

I cut fruit

Slang for the act of prostitution

Friend 1: What do you do for a living?
Friend 2: I cut fruit.
Friend 1: Oh really? How much for you to pop my cherry?

the whole fruit basket

A way to describe someone who goes beyond fruity, doing something that is extremely gay, but still not enough to be g a y

John: Yea, I'd clap your cheeks for 100 dollars

Edgar: You've gone beyond fruity - You're the whole fruit basket

lobster at a fruit stand

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.

As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.

Straight Fruit Ninja

Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.

Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.

Forbidden Fruit Mentality

The mentality in which a person shames or sexualizes the unclothed human body regardless of context or climate for any reason.

I went to a nudist resort for the first time last week and lost my forbidden fruit mentality while I was there.