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The people born on this day r the best people ever. This day is the best. People who are born on this day are like best in everything, like academically and more.
Person 1- Wow his scores are so good. I envy him
Person 2- oh thats because hes born on February 7.
Person 1- ohh makes sense.
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Boy 1: Why are there so many boys in the bathroom?
Boy 2: It's February 24th.
Boy 3: It's National PushinP Day...
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People who are born on February 8th tend to be very humorous and sexual, HOWEVER they are the absolute worst, they are very evil and basically come from the devil. If their name begins with an a, h , or an e, stay away from them. Watch out if they are born from 2000-2007.
“ your birthday is February 8th? What year?” “Oh, 2002” “ you know what, I have this thing I have to get to, I’ll see you in hell.”
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National short person appreciation day
It’s February 2nd, national short person appreciation day
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anyone born on “february 10th” are the hottest people alive, filled with passion love and joy.
If your born in february 10th… consider yourself lucky! Betta’ kiss yourself your too pretty!
Person: “Hey you born on February 10th?”
Person #2: “Yeah ofc! Can’t you tell look how hot i am!
Person: “Dang.. your right! The hottest people on earth HAVE to be born on february 10th!”
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Draw a smiley face day. Draw a smiley face on something. Smiley doesn't always mean happy. It could also be an evil smiley face if you're good at drawing I guess.
"Why did you draw a smiley face on my hand?"
"Cause February 26 is Draw a Smiley Face day!"
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On this day bailey will be granted eternal youth by sucking emilia’s giant shlong
bailey: it’s february 3 today y’know what that means ;)
emilia: why yes i do ;)))
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