going elin

what happens when you get so pissed at someone that you take whatever they love the most and either a)beat the shit out of them or B)break it into little, indescribable pieces right in front of them. similar to how elin wood took that golf club and beat the shit out of tiger woods.

Wife to her friend: Gurl, i am so sick of my bf's xbox 360. i think he would rather hook up with that damn than me.
Friend: Gurl, me too! i ended up going elin and threw my hubbie's at him last night...twice...

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going traffical

A combination of events that often causes one to become angry usually in a driving environment. A spin-off of going postal, whereas, going postal does not specifically have an event to cause the response.

I knew I was going traffical when I busted his windsheild with a baseball bat.

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Going Coastal

When someone from the midwest starts acting like a hipster from the east or west coast and forgets their roots, they're "going coastal".

Did you see all those food pics Bob posted to Instagram? He's going coastal.

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"Going Good"

When Things in Your Life are Working out Well.Finances,Relationship,Dating,Everything in general is Clicking/Going Good!There hasnt been any major life set backs in months in order for things to be "Going Good"

"Hey man how is Glenn doing? "Oh man he is going good right now, his situation is "Going Good"!

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Going Catholic

going catholic involves abstaining from masturbating, or drastically cutting back on frequency, to increase sex drive

dude, ever since I started going catholic, I pop a woody at will!

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go Flintstones

To go Flintstones is when you ride somewhere in a car with two couples and the guys sit in the front and the girls in back, ala Fred, Barney, Wilma, and Betty. Some women find this arrangement to be degrading.

Hey baby, when we drive to Vegas next week, can we go Flintstones so I can talk to Chad?

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going boob

A term used to describe the act of one looking blankly at something as if they are about to have a seizure. Staring in a daze, so deep in thought that he or she does not realize what he or she is staring at.

named so because one who is going boob often has a look on his or her face that looks as if he or she is watching TV, or the "BOOB tube"

"Dude, Sally is totally going boob right now. She looks so dumBUH."

Alex: "Sally, look, Kevin is totally staring at your ass right now."

Sally: "Kevin what the H, man?!"
Kevin: "Oh my bad, I must have been going boob."
Jacob: "I was staring."

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