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The original Canada's History was the title of the show put on for Idi Amin's Grandfather's State visit to Canada, featuring The Aristocrats, Our Gang, Fatty Arbuckle, and a moose.
!@#$^% Canada's History *&%#@$#$%!!??!!!
Inserting your tongue into the ass of a reindeer while forcing a an elephants trunk on to your cock and jacking off the reindeer.
I had fantastic time enjoying a Canada's History yesterday.
The vile act of having sex while one person is wearing moose antlers and the other is bent over the Stanley cup with her head in the cup, which is filled with maple syrup. Note: some forms include both people being covered in maple syrup
Hockey Player 1: Hey hoser, I had a wild night last night.
Hockey Player 2: What did you do eh?
Hockey Player 1: I brought this hoset back to my place and went all Canada's history on her!
The sluttiest, kinkiest, lowest self-esteem sexual repertoire known to man. Porn stars all over the world are scared even to consider performing this drastic, yet vaguely tantalizing move. Proceed with caution.
Dude 1: Man, I just got done with a Canada's History!
Dude 2: You survived??
a bukkake performed by a herd of moose.
i can't go to the winter Olympics because I'm afraid I might get caught in Canada's history.
A sex act that is too discusting for broadcast on network television.
It can also be likened to female anatomy or furry woodland creature (beaver).
I asked her to perform Canada's History, so she asked her sister to join us.
dude, I spilled Canada's history all over that girl's face