legally by law

when something is or becomes legal, based on stipulations by a law.

Im just kidding, it doesnt mean shit. It's really just a heavily over used phrase we use to sound smart. 50% of the time it works all the time.

It's like going to Mcdonalds and ordering a cheeseburger with cheese.

"It's not my fault you signed docs on an A.R.M, your house payment is now $6080.27, and that's not something that was just made up. You owe it, legally by law "

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brick law

A law that SHOULD be inacted that gives drivers the right to hoof a brick out of the window at another driver that they deem stupid!

If you're driving and someone cuts you off, you in turn cut them off and yell BRICK LAW. Meaning, you SHOULD have the right to hoof or throw a brick out the window at them.

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Microsoft's Law

With each subsequent release of a product, the chance of failure grows ever closer to 100%, without ever touching 100%, yet.

Non-Techie: Damnit! My fail copy of Windows crashed again. Why does it keep doing this?

Techie: Microsoft's Law, obviously. Just install Windows 95, it'll work much better.

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Side-Laws

The parents and relatives of your special person. Not In-laws because you aren't married. And not Out-Laws because they aren't rebels.

The side-laws are driving me crazy. They won't let my boyfriend come out with me.

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Miller's Law

Simultaneous existence of a FAIL in every situation determined to be a WIN and vice versa: An inviolable law of nature.

1)Morning report proceeded like any other, tons of 'monday-morning-quaterbacking', political posturing and the occasional passive aggressive meltdown. It was definitely an entertainment WIN but a time managment FAIL. It was Miller's Law in action.

2)Buffalo Chicken Wings: Gastronomic WIN but Weight Management FAIL. Leave it to Miller's Law to ruin a perfectly good food.

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alt-laws

Inlaws that are Trump supporters

I have to get ready for an interesting Easter dinner with the alt-laws

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Poe's Law

A writing expressing that, without obvious pointers, it is impossible to understand sarcasm. Commonly used whenever someone fails to understand a joke and makes themself look like a retard.

Anon one: Alligators are some of the most friendly animals on earth!
Anon two: Alligators will fucking kill you

Anon one: sarcasm dumbass
Anon two: fucking Poe's Law

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