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christmas tree

when a girl is giving you head you push her head against your dick til she throws up, punch her in the nose, and blow a load on her face. hence the snow covered christmas tree

dude i pulled the christmas tree on my girl last night, she got pissed.

by nickchandler February 26, 2009

3πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Cosby Merry Christmas

To kill someone and say, "Merry Christmas." Usually used in cohorts with heavy breathing.

Often used by Bill Cosby in the Bill Cosby Fun Game!

"Hahah! MERRY CHRISTMAS FAG!"

"Dude, you just pulled a Merry Christmas!"

*Heavy Breathing*"Merry Christmas!"

by Brandon Pfeltz May 5, 2005

10πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Christmas Came early

The act of unleashing the demon from Taco Bell out of you anus and filling the toilet to the brim with poop without flushing and leaving it for the next unwilling victim

β€œhey Joe Christmas came early in the bathroom!”

by Urination Nation April 7, 2018

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


nightmare before christmas

gay movie. the movie mecca for stupid goth kids who wear nothing but jack skellington shirts.

hey wanna go watch the nightmare before christmas?
no that movie blows, lets watch the godfather or resviour dogs

by j.d gallione July 2, 2006

31πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


Nightmare Before Christmas

The best fucking movie EVER. Based off a poem by God himself, Tim Burton. Ruined by the Nightmare Revisited CD and all the crappy wanna-be emo-goths who have never seen the movie and only like it because it's "dark."

To those of us who have been watching our entire lives (when it was still on VHS) and love it for it's amazing singing, animation and everything else, THANK YOU.

(I admit, I own NBC merchandise)

Wanna-be: OMG I've NEVER seen NBC but I luhz it ne way!!!11one!!!

Me: Shut up before I beat you over the head with my Nightmare Before Christmas VHS.

by tooLazytoThink July 24, 2010

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Christmas Tree Penis

A quote from the Youtube series 'The Missadventures of MarVex' by Spoony-Chan and Arxaith.
It is used a lot by mainly one person in it, Marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards Vexen (Arxaith). It basically means an old man's you-know-what.

Marluxia(Spoony): You have a christmas tree penis!

Vexen(Arxaith): What does THAT mean?!

Marluxia(Spoony): *in a sing-song voice* Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!

by Lumaria December 1, 2009

7πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Tender Tennessee Christmas

A shitty fuckin song by a worthless country group called Alabama.

If I hear that damn Tender Tennessee Christmas song one more time, I'm gonna hunt down Alabama and take a tender tennessee bowel movement in their fuckin tour bus........Country music is for people who are born out of incest.

by BIG ROB from Litchtucky December 24, 2003

17πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž