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"How was it?"
"Bad, it was like he was blind and had no hands just feeling for stuff he didn't know was there, he was a total Jacob Ferrell"
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When a guy named Jacob has a big butt and a dildo stuck to it
Last night I got a Jacob penisbutt
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When your so furious with jealousy that your titties explode.
"My crush fucked my brother, now I'm Jacob mad"
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A Pittsburgh penguins fan that for some reason really likes crosby possibly has sexual fantasies about him is kinda gay and likes xbox
Ohhhhhhh shit Jacob vinkle the pens lost to the sharks
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A 11 year old cringe master who tries his hardest to get 6 year olds wet other names for him include Jacob Saggytits, Jacob Stegasorous, and dumbass
*on musical.ly and sees Jacob Sartorious* I'm wtf is that huuuuuuuu *vomits*
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A queer that has sex with his mom.
That Jacob Winter is nasty.
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The most amazing guy one could ever meet. His beautiful personality makes every ones day. He's the most passionate lover a girl could ever have. The way he talks to you makes you melt inside, and his handsome looks make you want to hold him forever. He is very cautious of who he chooses as his lover, he picks wisely. Small amount of people hate him, but in my thoughts, I think they're all jealous.
Girl #1: Last night.. Jacob Parkins asked me out. I was completely speechless, but now, we're together. A very happy couple!
Girl #2: Oh my god, you're so lucky. He must REALLY like you, he chooses wisely. x3
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