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To give a handjob to.
To repeatedly stroke a man's penis.
So how far did you go with him Tanya?
Did you shake hands with Mr. Johnson?
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Similar to Beating the Meat or Stroking the Salami, this phrasing is a more eloquent way of saying you are going to self gratify.
After leaving the Strip Club: “I think I will be Getting Randy on my Johnson as soon as I get to the car”
The cutest, most caring guy you will ever meet. He loves comics, superheros and ninja turtles but in a totally awesome, adorable way. He will take care of you no matter what and will always be by your side.
Michael Andrew Johnson is the best boyfriend ever!
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A High School located on Democracy Boulevard, where at lunch time probably about 65% of the school population invades the Giant right next to it. This school has a very diverse set of students. You have your preppy white rich people, your skater boys, your pot-heads, your hispanics who only speak spanish, and your nerds.
1)Don't go to giant now! The Walter Johnson High School students are in there now. You will never be done!
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1. To whack off your big black cock
2. To whack off your very hard cock
He's shakin' hands with President Johnson!
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson.
Valid valedictorian 26 milky ways..
President Johnson
Shakin' hands with president Johnson right here.
I don't know if I can ever fill dads shoes I don't know if I can ever be..
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson
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A High School located on Democracy Boulevard, where at lunch time probably about 85% of the school population invades"G-Square" A small shopping center right next to it. The school has a diverse set of students like The potheads who gather at local houses and hiding places like the bushes to smoke weed at lunch. The black freshmen gather at multiple tables in the center of G-Square taking up most chairs available. Then there are the (quite obese) cigarette smokers who sit in the pit of G-square blowing smoke into everyone's face. Next you have the skater-boys who think they're cool by riding in the alley next to G-square. You also have the SPEDS who stare at your phone and sprint to Chipotle the second the lunch bell rings to get the first few spots in line. Last the nerds who bring their Nintendo DS and seem to be a little bit old to be playing Pokemon at school.
Jake - Wow, the Walter Johnson High School Varsity Football team just cannot ever win a game can they!
Josh - Sounds about right.
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A school filled with pregnant teens,and nasty ass whores. Food is nasty AF! Teachers are pervs, and most of the schools money goes to the football team and then in their pockets!
Hey you know that school with a lot of pregnant girls? Oh yeah that's Johnson Central high school!