knock knock jokes

Child play for quire little boys on a street corner excepting that they will turn into crackheads later on in life. Most of them have nothing to look forward to.

Come on Paul lets get some knock knock jokes up in dis joint.

1👍 3👎

Magic Underwear Jokes

The quickest thing to piss of a Jello Eating Bunny aka Latter Day Saint is make a really degrading joke about their temple undergarments or call The Book of Mormon alternate history fanfiction of the King James Version of the Bible. Also imply that Joseph Smith was a womanizing con man who married his women to keep his sex life in check. They really hate when one attributes their doctrine to rodents copulating (as this one is a favorite barb.) There's my critic of religion status confirmed.

"I don't believe that my boxer briefs are magical, as in you mean to tell me you never cut a greasy fart in those magic underwear and leave a skidmark." My retort when I caught the webmaster mocking my most personal project as an editor as the cover was the second time I saw fan-art -- the artist was my breakout from Issue 3 and came to Issue Five as he was the cover artist for the first time.

My enraged comment came when I learned a blogtroll decided to send the cover to the webmaster as he took aim at it; I had seen very strong covers over the years as a lot of my own projects came from my photography output. His response after seeing the barrage of Magic Underwear Jokes combined with double homicide whamlines, "Hey, I’ve got an idea! How about we DON’T refer to other people’s religious beliefs in the most degrading way possible, and instead behave like civilized beings, not total dickwads, okay? It’s called “civilization.” You may have heard of it." The response was on par to Deva's "yer taking to care bears' retort on twitter.

2👍 3👎

living joke without a punchline

a person who, if murdered no one would care, and the police shouldn't waste their time investigating see:paris hilton or any member of 'nync or the backstreet boys

someone who really doesn't deserve to live

ryan "hillary duff is a living joke without a punchline"
random 16 year old girl "hillary duff rules you are just jealous!"
ryan" umm why are your pants still on?"

15👍 11👎

I'm joking, calm down!

a phrase said to make any come-back seem lame.

A: You're a loser
B: Fuck you
A: I'm joking, calm down!

8👍 4👎

You take me as a joke

You take me as a joke means: When someone doesn’t take you serious; meaning what you say to them does not matter at all because they have no respect for you.

I can not believe you take me as a joke.

7👍 5👎

The World’s Funniest Joke™

The joke scientifically proven to be the most hilarious when said unexpectedly or used in a stand up comedy routine:
“I ate candlewax for breakfast and MAN did I poop out a big train.”

I can’t believe the little old lady next door just told me The World’s Funniest Joke™ when I went out to check the mail this morning.

why is urban dictonary a joke

its a joke pepole use it for memes USE UR KNOWLEGE

why is urban dictonary a joke
person 2:idk