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Fat lazy cunt who enjoys dick in his ass and saying stuff about people's moms
Do you know Jordan Williams he dates a migit
Jordan case a very cool sexy stupid fun guy with a huge penis and gets the sexiest girls
Oh look at that sexy person he's such a jordan case
lover of justin bieber, mediocre at running,half ass dick
Jordan Higgins is a avid listener of justin bieber and is very mediocre at running and not so good at having sex more room to improve
Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.
Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.
If there is a baddie at a Basketball Game make sure you rack up points to impress her
Did You See That Baddie over there Bro,Make sure you rack up those points to impress that baddie (Jordan Poole Effect)
1. A universal holiday which was started on the 21st of May in 2010. It is the holiday enjoyed by many adults and children alike where people celebrate the truthful fact that "Jordan is Stupid." It starts on the 21st of every month and lasts for exactly 30 days or until the 21st of the next month.
1. During Jordan is Stupid Month
Q: "Hey, why does your mom smell like eggplants?"
A: "Because Jordan is Stupid."
A carefully defined pointing system in which men or women compete for the most "points" alloted for sexual conquests. For example, a point is rewarded for a conquest for every 2 years higher/lower than your own. Another for STDs being transmited, some for unwanted pregnancy, ethnicity, overall atractiveness of the woman/man etc.
Feautred in the movie Carrie 2, and now becoming a cultural phenomenon objectifying woman and turning sex into a game, the pointing system is becoming more and more used in North America, with some word of it spreading to Europe (since foreigners are worth points too).
Tony: "Yo, how many points did you score on the Jordan Carey list last night?"
Luc: "4! She was 21, a cripple, black, and from Brazil! She wouldnt let me have a 3-way with her friend though. That would have been 6 more!"