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national BJ day from your girlfriend/boyfriend they have to let suck it
hey it's June 8 get on your knees
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People born on June 26 are such bad bitches they make November 23 seem like pussies.
"I'm born on June 26."
"Damn" - November 23
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She's not adopted and she's not an Indian. It's just coincidence that she has a love of gambling and booze and a knack for catching syphilis. She is forever lamenting the fact that she doesn't have short black hair and that she likes many music. You know, uh, MC Hammer? That song that goes "doot doot doot doot doot doot, U CAN'T TOUCH THIS!" Yes, I think he very good. She has a lot of really good joints as well. Wow. I can't get over what a free spirit Kari is.
He pulled a Kari when he was accidentally hypnotized at his church's Easter service.
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June 30th, the day every straight, homophobic, or normal person has been waiting for, the last day of pride month! Burn any pride flag in sight and kiss every gay person you walk by, even if they say they aren't gay! 🤟
*walks by someone*
Oh my gosh, you're gay! Let's kiss
*makes out aggressively*
Oh you have the pride flag hanging out your bag, luckily I brought a lighter!
*burns it into ashes*
Happy last day of pride Month!
June 30th, a day no person will ever forget, well, normal person 🤝
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national call abby a ugly bitch day be sure to call all the abby’s ugly bitches
john: what day is it
abby: june 11th why
john: oh then you’re an ugly bitch
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you have a free ticket to tell someone to flash you on facetime
boy:Flash me bitch
girl:why
boy: it's june 28
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Today is my best friend's birthday, so you can wish her something (here's her Instagram --> @editsbytedito)
-IT'S JUNE 29TH, SOO... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!
WISH YOU ALL THE BEST! I LOVE YOU INFINITELY MUCH!
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