It's that thing when one gay guy puts his testicles on another gay guys' penis. (From Saturday Night Live)
Gay guy: "hey you want to have relations?"
Other gay guy: "only if you do Bumps on a Log..."
A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.
Those two would make a perfect Log press kiss if she could handle the eye Contact.
A huge penis laying in your lap
"you ready to take this lap log!?"
When you’re hitting it from the back and she Poops on your shaft.
“Bro you’re not gonna believe this, I was clapping Tammy and she dog logged me.”
“That’s fucked!!”
to take a large shit
yeah ill be right back mate just gotta lay down a log
Stupid and annoying people in any history, geography, or government class in school.
“Man, that guy is a real log child. He doesn’t even know how to find Africa on a world map!”
A female that takes cock in all three holes
Guy 1: hey bro, how was your date last night?
Guy 2: dude it was awesome, we went to her place she took it in all three holes. She is a real three log box