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Emily Marie is a person of integrity and doesn’t like being petty. She prefers saying things to your face and would never hide her emotions if she trusts you. She’s very nice and gentle to those that are nice and gentle to her. She knows how to defend herself. She knows how to get shit done but she also knows how to relax and have a good time. Low key. High key when she’s excited but still chill.
Emily Marie is so chill!
When a woman named specifically Mary is on her period and gets out her scissors while you’re on top of her and gives you an “Impromptu Sexy Circumcision”.
“Aw man now I’ve got aids because she gave me a Bloody Mary”
“Dude that sucks, she did that to me too!”
When she's fresh off her period so you sound her tampon/pad before taking part in sexual intercourse.
Dude, Sally is fresh off her period, so she let me give her a Bloody Mary in celebration!
Mary I of England (1516–1558), Queen of England and Ireland, so called because of her execution of numerous protestants.
There is an urban legend that was made about her haunting mirrors ever since she was found dead near a broken mirror with her face smashed in beyond recognition.
Martin: “...And so she haunts every mirror and can only be summoned by saying her name 3 times!”
Luke: “I’m NOT gonna say that 3 times, I’m not stupid.”
Martin: “Come on, it’s just a scary children’s story. What could go wrong?”
Luke: “Fine... Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary... f*** this I’m out!”
You eat so many edibles made by Mary Jane, you have to go to bed or hit the floor.
After those cookies I ate, I got Mary Janed and slept for 12 hours.
Very beautiful and cute girl. She's is spontaneous and she's the best friend you can imagine. She will never let you down and helps you with whatever you need!
I love to be bffff's with Roos-Marie
someone who pursues relationships with animals, namely dogs
dude, did u see marie-laure totally smack dat dogs ass
ya, she like really pursues relationships with dogs
damn