Matthew

A fuckboy who does not love you. All they want is to get with you and break your heart. They have hairy chests, and they will never actually be there for you. Be careful when you meet a MATTHEW.

"His name is Matthew."
"Be careful I saw him with Allie yesterday."

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Matthew

Big nosed Italian boi who also goes by Christopher

Friend: "Look, it's Matthew"

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Matthew

He is a bully and doesn’t know when to stop talking. He has no hairline and always uses hairlines to make a joke even though he doesn’t have one.

Matthew is retarded

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Matthew 15:4

Jesus calls the pharisees hypocrites because they allowed their traditions to overule the command of God. Their tradition was to dedicate something "devoted to God" in order to get out of doing it somewhere else. So instead of helping their parents, as God had commanded in the Old Testament, they would devote their help "to God." to get out of doing so.

Matthew 15:4 in context (3-9):Jesus replied, "And why do you break the command of God for the sake of your tradition? For God said, 'Honor your father and mother' and 'Anyone who curses his father or mother must be put to death.'But you say that if a man says to his father or mother, 'Whatever help you might otherwise have received from me is a gift devoted to God,' he is not to 'honor his father' with it. Thus you nullify the word of God for the sake of your tradition. You hypocrites! Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you:

" 'These people honor me with their lips,

but their hearts are far from me.

They worship me in vain;

their teachings are but rules taught by men.'

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Matthew

a badass who always got weed brownies and will fuck your shit up in mortal kombat

Jamal: Hey lets go to matthews house and smoke weed
Aiden: ight

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Matthew

Wanking prick. Gets mad too easy and is very immature. He can be loving at times and a great guy friend but no one likes him. He masturbates too much, he is so very annoying. Matthew is heavily into sports and SOOOO akward with girls. Hes complains about having no friends when people try to be his mate and he’s just to akward and shy. He’s very funny at times but incredibly mean at times. He does something bad to you then blames it on you and cries about it. He overthinks everything like, literally.

1: “I’m single”
2: “You broke up with Matthew?”
1: “no he broke up with me and blamed it on me!”
2: “wh-“
1: “he was so shy and never talked to me and he blamed that on me!”
2: “that prick!”

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matthew

He is so handsome. Wow what a tall and good looking boy. Very sweet and adorable when he smiles. Sometimes a ddonggo shekki but it’s ok. He’s cute so he makes up for it most of the time by just being a cute person. Very sweet and handsomeeeeeee. Don’t let him go :3

The best boyfriend ever has to be a Matthew

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