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Death Metal is amazing. Its a guttural sound that brings out the homicidal necrophiliac in us all.
Waking the Cadaver IS Death Metal
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hair metal, in my opinion, is pretty fuckin awesome. i mean who cant love EXTREMELY talented and dedicated musicians performing their hearts out? definetly beats the whole "i hate the whole fucking world so im gonna go a month without washing my hair and im gonna act depressed so that "cool" chicks/guys will like me, etc"...which is shit, btw. alot of retarded critics say that hair metal is sooo over the top and sooo polished and they want real....raw music....well, dammit if the polished and over the top stuff sounds a hell of a lot better than said real and raw music, then why shouldnt you fucking listen to it? so what if alot of the people in the hair metal bands had long (usually gorgeous....sorry im a girl....i love long hair like, idk dave sabo's) hair and wore make up and some looked like they belonged on the cover of Cosmo instead of the Rolling Stone....but didnt they sound good? isnt that what really matters.....i mean the hair metal guys had REAL musical talent (of course there are a few exceptions...not many though...)and they worked their asses off to make their music perfect while those dumbasses who played grunge music (now im not COMPLETELY opposed to grunge....but alot of it is crap)just sat on stage droning about how awful life is. idk about you but i'd pick the polished over the top guys....
SKID ROW, bon jovi, poison, motley crue, warrant,etc,etc,etc.....hair metal is amazing, to put it in a nutshell
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A sub-genre of metal that most posers will insult in a desperate attempt to sound cool or gain approval, often back-firing and making the aforementioned posers look like a whining child.
Poser: Man! Nu-metal sucks compared to Metallicon!
Other guy: That's "Metallica," you stupid poser.
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This music is found in genres such as Glam Rock (Bon Jovi), Glam Metal (KISS, Twisted Sister), Nu metal (Slipknot, Korn), Deathcore (Bring Me The Horizon, As Blood Runs Black), some Metalcore (Attack Attack!, Iwrestledabearonce), Alternative metal (System of a Down, Papa Roach), some Hard Rock (people call AC/DC and Led Zeppelin metal).
Most mainstream metal sucks because of its very watered-down MTV style, which most metalheads dislike strongly.
Idiots, who have no clue what they're saying, call Led Zeppelin or AC/DC metal. This is not true at all. They both have told their fans that they play hard rock, not metal.
Bon Jovi is not metal and never will be. Their style is too love song oriented and they have appeared on shows like American Idol, which totally throws away metal completely no matter who is on that show.
Korn and Slipknot are not even heavy enough to be metal. Their lyrics, image, and singing is too mainstream to be metal. People call Slipknot death metal? Haha! This is a disgrace to true death metal, which was created by amazingly talented bands. That is just pure blasphemy.
Deathcore ruins death metal by invading it with talentless hardcore punk. Don't get any metalhead started on that...
Real metalhead: Go listen to real metal such as Death, Carcass or Nile.
Fake metalhead: All that stuff is way too amazingly talented for me. I think I'm gonna go listen to Slipknot now.
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something idiot metalheads call metal bands that are new and because of the metal genre they supposedly are.(as they worship old thrash,black,and death metal bands).a.k.a they dont have the balls to say that this metal band sucks so they say that it's fake metal
metalhead:dude slipknot is fake metal cuz they wear masks
guy with a brain:uh yeah they are dumbass.just cuz you dont like a band,that doesnt mean there fake metal
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A very angry type of music, and also the best music around.
people who hate heavy metal are annoying fags that take out all there problems on grand theft auto and heavy metal cuz they think they are making the world a safer place.
and for people who say its noise i hope you get raped and get genital warts
i am gonna go listen to heavy metal
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a person who rides bmx bikes at skate parks, even when it is clearly posted, "no bikes allowed." characteristics include "snaking" your run, trying ridculus tricks they can never do, and clogging areas by just standing in a larg group in an inapproperate place.
the name is given to them by bladers and boarders who grow tired of their presance. it comes from the fact that the seats on their bike is positioned in a fashion so the skinny part of it is jammed directly up their rectum after every trick that they try to do.
they should also be given the most credit for tearing things up with their pegs. in short, the reason why most people don't want skating on their property, ruining it for everyone else.
also called rump riders, biker fags, homo riders, emo bike fags.
blader: damn metal humpers are tearing up the rails again with their pegs.
boarder; yeah, don't they realize that no one wants them here.
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