milk the snake

move back and forth in an unstable manner,to take a wizz
to pee, piss,urinate, masturbation of the penis,

I drank too much beer i have to milk the snake.

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Milk Daddy

A dominant sugar daddy with a lactation fetish who will spoil his sugar baby in order to keep her producing milk to he can nurse from her breasts. Typical expenses include costs of travel, lactation hear and products, and financially supporting the sugar baby. This falls under adult nursing relationships.

"Why is Sandy pumping breast Milk? Her child is 7!" " Havent you heard? She has a milk daddy. He will do just about anything to suck on her milky tits!"

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Chocky milk

It is chocolate milk and it is not to be confused with cocky milk.

I want to drink some Chocky milk because I like it.

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Where's the milk?

When a guy takes off a girl's wonderbra, push bra, etc and there is nothing there, he asks "where's the milk?"

Dude 1: You know that chick at the bar with the big boobs?
Dude 2: Ya she was smoking.
Dude 1: Ya, well when I got her bra off I was all like where's the milk?

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Fart Milk

A fart where bubbly wet liquid and heat is generated and expelled from ones person.

after a fart - -> "oh man, that was totally fart milk" or "i think i let some fart milk slip out on that one"

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chalky milk

when ya bust it on a 40 year old hooker

jim- "hey bob did you chalky milk last night?"
logan- "yeaaahhh boiiiiiii"

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Milk fic

A very dark fanfic, notorious among fans of Animaniacs.

Basically, the plot is about the oldest Warner sibling, Yakko getting in a fight with his brother Wakko and his sister Dot. He then drinks a glass of milk, and due to being lactose intolerant, it fucks him up. The fanfic is about him going through nightmarish hallucinations, and being driven to the brink of insanity. The few times he's awake, he's split between love for his siblings, and blind hatred. Most of the nightmares involve his siblings dying, and two demonic voices telling him he's worthless. If you wanna read it, be careful, it can seriously mess you up.

"This seems like a good fanfic, 'The milk fic'"
"Don't read that dude. I read it, and it seriously messed me up for like, a week."
"Sorry, I didn't hear y-" -gets messed up for a week-

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