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when a girl licks the toliet seat and then makes out with you
dude my gf just gave me a nice tooth brush
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"you couldn't understand how much i wanted to fuck you"
normally sent as a text message after one has met a potential female in a bar or such situation and has had an unsuccesful night in terms of sleeping with said female. the general underlying message remains; "i'm going to play the nice guy role and hopefully fuck you sometime in the future"
ever man's most depressing text message
it was really nice to meet you tonight, we should hook up soon for a 'drink'
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New York slang for can you drop the price or my wallets looking a lil dry
Man: how much?
Clerk: $500
Man: come on man talk to me nice
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Those kids who think they can be a photographer just because their parents bought them an expensive camera and they know how to change eye color in photoshop.
Yo, check out these modeling pics of my friend...isn't she hot!!?
nah dude...she just looks hot because she got one of those rich kids with nice cameras to take her pictures.
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the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth
"nice hair, wanna fuck ?"
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To say that you are going to play or are playing nice game of scrabble is to, announce that you are going to take a nap or go to bed or you are already sleeping.
My grandfather decided to play a nice game of scrabble when instead of helping my grandmother
A spin off phrase from nice guys finish last- this refers to that the nice guy can not get laid for well being the nice guy. Therefore the nice guy must attend to his business (jacking off) while taking his shower.
Tom: So did you get laid last night with Susan
Jim: Nah, she said she didn't want to ruin our friendship with sex- she says Im such a good friend and listener.
Tom: Aw man that sucks man you tight. Im sorry but you know what they say, Nice guys finish last.
Jim: Sigh, more like nice guys finish in the shower.
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