Eat your soup

Eat your soup is a video about two Asian women eating soup, then vomiting on each other, then having sex. It was on the internet long ago. If someone shows you 2 girls 1 cup, you show them eat your soup. Eat your soup is actual vomit! They will likely never show you nasty videos again if you show them Eat your soup! Plus their reaction is funny.

Winsor: Look! 2 girls 1 cup! It's just a normal video.
Dennis: Ew!

*The next day*

Dennis: Look! Eat your soup! It's just a regular video.

Winsor: Ew! This is disgusting! Fine! I will never show you nasty videos again!

Soup Sandwich

A soup sandwich can be a very messy cuisine option unless you use a bread bowl in which case is most definitely a sandwich.

cream of broccoli in a whole wheat bread bowl is a Soup sandwich

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Good soup

The act of puking onto a female’s genitalia then proceeding to perform in the act of cunnilingus.

Person1: Dude i just gave a girl some “good soup”
Person2: What the fuck is wrong with you?

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hot zima soup

A soup made out of the delicious adult beverage zima. It is often used by dirty perverts to soothe young cold boys.

The perverted old man asked him if he wanted a bowl of hot zima soup

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Cream of Man Soup

A term used in the place of jizz. It is the mixture of semen and sperm that comes out of a man's penis.

*Guy getting head*
Guy: God I'm about to cum in your mouth
Girl: Fuck yes. Let me taste that Cream of Man Soup

Duck Soup

When you are excessively sweaty (preferrably upon finishing at the gym), you take your hand and use it to accumulate the sweat from your testicles and wipe your hand on a friend's face.

Guy 1: "Dude, that was an awesome work out!"
Guy 2: "Man you're so sweaty though"
*Guy 1 performs duck soup*
Guy 1: "What the fuck dude, duck soup is so nasty!"

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Royco Cup a Soup

The creepiest thing you will ever see on YouTube.

Go to Youtube and Type in Royco Cup a Soup and click the picture with a cartoony picture.

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