Random
Source Code
Random
An angel cake topped with tiny weed sprinkles mixed with velociraptor sperm as the filling, usually contains a smell of herbal pee, but the taste kind of reminds you of the day you had your first blow job. The cake is also usually topped off with a dollar in different ranges of value.
Im gonna go feed meh bebes some Dutch Money so brb m8.
1👍 1👎
The tendency of writers to display undue bravado when communicating on the net, much like how alcohol loosens the tongue...
Annie lead me on by e-mail, but once we met I knew she was just all talk. Must have been some Dutch textage...
1👍 1👎
When you shit whilst in a bath or pool, you've created a Dutch submarine.
"Hey check that out, is that a toy floating in the water there?"
-"I wouldn't get close to that thing, pretty sure it's a Dutch submarine."
"Oh, yikes! Hey, maybe we can get Josh to touch it."
2👍 2👎
When you are holding hands with a person and you casually pull their hand towards your buttocks and fart between the intertwined palms.
My boyfriend gave me a fat Dutch cupcake in the airport.
1👍 1👎
When somebody grabs your crotch.
"Was it hard to get into that private club last night downtown?" "No, they gave me a Dutch Handshake at the door, though, I guess they thought I was packin' heat."
2👍 1👎
when one person farts under the covers, subjecting the other to grievous discomfort, not quite as unpleasant as a dutch oven, however.
as i was discussing the vastness of my world-wide radio groupies, my female companion cut loose a fart that registered a 6.2, creating a dutch firepit that wilted my lower extremities.
1👍 1👎
A bicycle with a normal design (has a wide seat, suspension, a back rack, chainguard, mudguard) that can be ridden in an upright position (upright as in sitting or walking); a Gazelle, Batavus, or Azor bicycle; a mode of transportation
I'm getting rid of my horrible mountain bike and getting a Dutch bicycle instead.
This is a Dutch bicycle, not that nonsensical foolishness called a BMX bike
1👍 1👎