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You: Come on Brantley, we really need to go...
Brantley: Wait a minute, I need to clip my toenails.
You: You're such a time burgler!
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A hamburger you eat to cure your emo-ness brought on by a hangover.
I need an Emo Burger to get rid of this emo hangover!
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G-Burger is slang for a sleezy guy that preys on underage girls. Usually a drug addict. Unstable, bi polar , and insecure
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Noun.
A cleverly disguised nickname that implies that the subject has to have everything "There Way" just like the restaurant's campaign slogan, "Have It Your Way"
"Dude, I'm so pissed at Burger King right now. She got all butt hurt when I didn't give her a ride to the mall."
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A burger job is simple, bascially while your partner is taking a crap, you coat their ass with many sorts of condiments while the large turd represents the beef section of the burger. After that it's pretty straight forward what happens....bon appetit
"Yo man last night I went back to that bitches house and I had to take a crap, so she went to the fridge and I totally gave her a Burger Job"
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A hamburger with only mayo. Whenever one bites into a jizz burger the grease and mayo unite to form a jizz like substance.
"what did you get to eat?" - dude1
"a big juicy jizz burger!" - dude2
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A hamburger that is barely cooked.
I don't just want a rare hamburger, I a blue burger!
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