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An arrogant asshole sitting on a porch who makes a blunt comment.
That guy is acting like a complete porch dick!
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When a piece of lint is stuck to your dick and you don't notice until you are peeing and it shoots in 3 directions
I went to go piss and I had lint dick now I made a mess in the bathroom and also on my jeans.
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Someome that is constantly acting like an asshole when unnecessary.
Me: you look nice today
Them: you don't, have you ever heard of a hair brush
Me: ugh you are being a dick
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when you spin your dick around in a circle so fast that it actually lifts you off the ground like a helicopter
my car ran out of gas so i had to use my dick chopper to get to the store
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used to describe an incredibly awful smell.
Ewww....jesus....that fucking stinks.....it smells like....it smells like bigfoot's dick!
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Although it is clearly a homosexual act, there are those who consider it the ultimate extreme of male bonding.
A Dick Fight is basically when 2 men stand in front of each other naked. Both men put their dicks together and begin rubbing(grinding) their dicks against each other.
The man that cum's first is declared the loser while the man who didn't cum is declared the winner and the owner of the stronger dick.
If both men cum at the same time it is declated a draw.
Brian and Mike Dick Fight 2 or 3 times a day but neither of them ever win. Its always a draw
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