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Sperm Bank Reject

Someone that for some reason, somehow ended up on this world, after being put on the "rejected sperm" shelf in the spermbank and is now a burden to everyones life.

Dan: "Jesus Christ, Richard, you're a fucking sperm bank reject. The nurses should have thrown your dads sperm out right away instead of putting it on a shelf. You're probably as ugly and brain-damaged as he was."

Richard: "..."

by John_is_not_a_homophobe August 17, 2021


shiniest nickel in the piggy bank

when a person is so unintelligent that they cannot comprehend even the most remedial concepts of education

Jerome did not understand what the scientific term for water, h2o was - he damn sure is not the shiniest nickel in the piggy bank.

by Samran53 December 22, 2020


Shit Bank Llc

Its a bank that works and does its job. Any process controls that require additional functionality outside the standard definitions of banking may be done at shit bank llc, for any other banking needs please refer to the normal bank brand names advertised in every country

Could you find shit bank llc anywhere? No I couldn't find shit bank llc there's only normal banks with normal banking activity. Zero balances are cool for everyone! Everyone should have zero balances for years with no work arrounds.

by Patrick the Starfish001 January 6, 2024


Double Battery Bank

Most commonly used in combination with the Battery Bank. However the Double Battery Bank includes an extra bill of higher denomination set aside for emergency funds that is stored between the phone and its cover.

Friend 1: "Damn, I only put $10 in my Battery Bank. I don't have enough cash to go with you guys."

Friend 2: "Don't forget about your Double Battery Bank! I just saw you put $20 behind your phone case yesterday!"

by ssimyllom August 31, 2010


Canadian Bank Robbery

Where you rob a bank passing along a nice note. something like "my name is Ted, please give me all the money in this establishment." It isn't illegal because whoever gives u the money is actually robbing the bank, you are just asking for it nicely.

Did you hear about that bank robbery last night? It was a Canadian bank robbery, they said the thief was a super nice and personable guy.

by BigDaddyTeddyBear July 11, 2018


AWESOME BANK WELLS FARGO

NO, WARREN EDWARD BUFFETT/CHARLES THOMAS MUNGER know how to run any FINANCIAL CORORATION MANY perfectly especially this ONE.

Do you deserve to bank at AWESOME BANK WELLS FARGO as how well can you manage your bank account and how honest are you!!!!

by METE MEAT MEET July 17, 2021


ben bank and he smell and he like the taste of ilya

ben bank like men and hes also like fifa this means hes wierd and like licking Ilya Sorokin because he taste like a sink after you clear your teeth and when johnny sweat of after ding your mum

ben bank and he smell and he like the taste of ilya

by gay ben sad ben dover bending December 2, 2021