Ass-beer

A can or bottle of beer stored in one's back pocket intended for protection and/or future consumption, usually in a party setting. see also: Double-ass beer and rear-beer

-let's peace out bro
-alright bro, I'm gonna grab an ass-beer for the road

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route beer

A route beer is an beer meant for consumption while en route to another location. Route beers are often consumed while walking or riding a tandem bicycle.

St. Paddy's Day parade is down the street. Let's grab some route beers and head out!

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flat of beer

A 24 pack of beer

Im over in my neighbour logans driveway drinking a flat of beer

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Beer Chicken

Chicken cooked with beer.

An open beer can is placed inside a chicken replacing the usual stuffing. Cooked Whole, can included. When finished cooking the can is removed and the chicken is eaten.

Dude, i totally had wicked awesome beer chicken last night.

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Beer Belly

A belly which you can balance a beer bottle on, or an otherwise alcoholic snack.

Person 1: Dude, are you already drunk?
Person 2: Yeah, I got a beer belly!

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phantom beer

When you grab your beer can with the full intention of drinking its contents, believing there to be a non-zero amount of beer in it, only to find the can to be an empty, dissatisfying shell of aluminum.

When Larry lifted his can of beer all-too-easily from the table, he realized that he simply had a case of phantom beer. He sighed and went to get a new one.

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Beer: 45

The time of day when you should have already been drinking, but due to some setback, are still sober.

omg where is fred with the beer?

idk man, but he needs to get here soon. its already beer: 45

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