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When your passenger in a vehicle pukes out the window while moving leaving streaks of puke down the car.
I laughed so hard while cleaning the racing stripes off my car the next morning.
The trenches dug from a right toothy blowjob.
His excuse for ejaculating so fast was his new racing stripes his girlfriend gave him for his birthday.
A casual, think flash mob of boats, sailboat race where all are welcome to enter. First one back in wins….bragging rights! Often the race is out toward some point/buoy/rock/etc for a set time, then you u-turn (wherever you are) and race back to finish at the starting line, so everyone has an even chance to come in first.
“If you need an excuse to get your Laser out sailing, there’s a Beer Can Race at Spirit Lake, 1:00pm every Sunday.”
Full of slow people who crash alot (Exept from Bops) and also we need a Williams nerf
Moose Racing League? Is that the best f1 league ever made?
Brand that is the Epicenter of the the No Prep or Non Prepped surface of racing. This format is used by only the baddest racers on the planer not afraid of the surface and completely confident in their ability to drive.
I bet that driver would never have a chance in No Prep Racing.
When you grab a girl's pigtails, make speeder noises like:
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps
Dude I managed to get first place in the swoop racing last night
When women and their friends begin to race each other for who can get married first. Many times they do not care who the husband is. As long as the ring is on their finger before their friends, they are happy.
Wanda and her boyfriend just got engaged. OMG I need to get engaged ASAP or I'll be alone forever. I don't care who the bastard is. The ring race is on!