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To put plastic wrap over toliet and take a shit. Wrap up log(shit)up and put in the freezer. When frozen use sexually on parnter" minus plastic wrap"
I asked my wife if I could give her an alaskian pipe line. She said, No! You can when hell freezes over. I told her, naw when the shit freezes.
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an asshole filled with cum also referred to as dirt-pipe milkshake.
Joe's girlfriend Mary told him to cum in her ass and make her a shit-pipe chowder
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The act of pissing in a condom or ejaculating into a condom so many times you fill it up. Later then freezing it and ripping the condom so it can be used as a dildo.
Hey rick come help me fill the ALASKAN WATER PIPE up.
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Anyone, gay or straight, who is obsessed with anal sex and constantly takes their obsession to new heights.
"Why are you walking like that?"
"My new man's a real Kak Pipe Cosmonaut"
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When one thrower gets pissed off and shoves their shot/disc/javlin up another throwers ass
Well one day Dan was pissing me off so i gave him a Garner pipe cleaner
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Coffee, well known for its mysterious laxative properties
Hey, I'm a little constipated; would you mind picking me up a piping hot laxative at Starbucks?
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Where a girl gets very wet down below
Guy: Damn girl, you bust a pipe down there?
Girl: Thanks to you
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