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Holy Paint Chip Eater

A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )

Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.

by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018


Paint the shutters

A situation where someone runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use their hand to wipe after pooping (usually in a public restroom).

"Ginger was down to just the tube. She had to paint the shutters."

by Edward Hotspur September 29, 2013


paint melters

When your farts smell so bad they melt paint.

Person 1: I had the Buffalo shrimp basket from Mario’s fishbowl earlier today and my farts smell terrible!

Person 2: Sounds like you have a case of the paint melters. Better to get ready to do some touch up painting after those nasty gas expulsions!

by Gas man August 11, 2023


Paint crew

A group of basic white girls that didn’t make the real cheer team and bitch boys who play soccer that suck off the football team

The paint crew are a ton of jerks!

by Stew man May 24, 2022


Soft in the paint

When you think you’re a good loader doing an exceptional job but really are just very average.

That guy Jacob goes soft in the paint.

by THE GREATEST UB February 27, 2019


Lead paint stare

a term to describe an out of touch/delusional/stupid elderly person, that acts weird. "lead paint stare" is something some old people have, making them look like they're not really there, said to be an effect of lead poisoning.
why its used to describe old people is because someone near the age of your grandmother, most likely had their walls painted with paint, which contains lead, hence the lead poisoning.

shorter version: old fella has wall paint with lead, and it makes him act and look weird.

guy 1: that old person looks weird af
guy 2: yeah old person got that lead paint stare.

by moldy carpet March 19, 2024


lead paint stare

The blank, extremely prolonged, empty, silent stare that boomers give you when you do something they dislike. The delayed reaction is likely caused by brain damage from years of lead paint inhalation.

When I asked that old man to please stop trying to skip me in line, I got hit with the lead paint stare for a good 45 seconds.

by Cheeztaem February 7, 2024