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A person who is extremely lazy and sits on other people's desks at work. Also known as FPW.
David came over and sat on my desk for 20 minutes again...he's such a faggy paper weight...
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The act of rolling a joint or the joint itself.
"Hey man, you wanna make some Dutch paper mache crafts?"
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Noun. A reminder written on the fly, on one of those paper cups that corporates buy by the million, usually in a hurried and unplanned meeting where no other writing material is available.
"I was just grabbing a coffee when Madeline pounced and I ended up with a paper cup action."
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An alcoholic drink in a paper bag
I'm poor and want to get drunk lets get a short dog in a paper bag
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Similar to honeymoon phase but in the business world. Its the short period after someone leaves a business to start their own business, or the original business changes hands. It is characterized by better quality and more expensive toilet paper. It usually ends after a short time when the new owner/boss decides that it was important to cut costs and comfort. It is a symbolization of how a new owner thinks the people working there deserve better until they turn into the same kind of boss they replaced.
I looked forward to when Adam bought the business from his dad Mike, but after the soft toilet paper phase it became the same old grind
Also ... See you in the funny pages.
Refers to the comics section of the newspaper. Was a light hearted way to say goodbye, see you later, in the 1920s through WWII. Not derogatory at all. Could be used with a friend or casual acquaintance. Just a breezy way to say our lives are crazy, like the characters in the comics. Our lives are funny/ironic/interesting I wouldn't be surprised if someone started writing a comic strip based on us. I'll see you around, just as likely in the funny pages as anywhere else.
Hey, see you in the funny papers.
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a gurl that thinks she is hard. ususally a younger gurl that has never been in a fight and swears she can whoop a man's ass but would piss her self if it came down to it.
she is a paper cut. another one? damn there all paper cuts these days. y does she insist that she is hard weighing 105Lbs???idfk and dont understand it myself. wtf is going on with this shit?
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