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When an individual sits down on the toilet and anticipates a "no wipe" condition. In doing so they flush the toilet as the bowl exits the colon and in a brief maneuver they stand up and exit the room, often in the amount of time it takes just to just take a leak.
Shit man that was fast!!! Dude I had the perfect storm....yea I just dropped one...NO WAY
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Achieved by rolling 2-4 grams of herb into a game cigar wrap which is then wrapped over with the leaf of a second game wrap. The product is an even, slow burning, yet smooth thc delivery system sure to please even the toughest blunt critics. It's legitimacy has only ever been debated by those who haven't tried it
Jon- Yo check out my grav bong its the perfect way to get stoned
Jordan- F**k that rookie tonight your smoking the "Perfect Blunt"
Tyler- Yeah son break down that 8th I'ma go grab a couple games
...45 minutes later
John-zzz
Jordan-Put that $hi* out broo I can't see
Tyler-Hell yeah i'll save it for the next generation "Perfect Blunt"
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Most Perfection groups are myspace whores whose main goal in life is to get as many friends on their myspace as possible. They often suffer from the delusion that deathly thin is in. Members are often Anorexic or Bulemic. Most are scene and/or emo posers.
Top groups are Perfection Dolls, VIP, and other Perfection Trains. These groups promote eating disorders such as Anorexia and Bulemia often referred to as Ana or Mia. They claim to be elite, envied, and hated by anyone not like them. They all claim individuality and yet they all look alike.
There are other groups out there such as Dysfucntion Freaks that accept anyone and teach beauty comes from within. The owner is a heavy set female from the US called Crispy Owl. She doesn't give her real name, unlike some of the others that lead groups. All of these groups are on Myspace.
Perfection groups are a fad, they will eventually die out. If you chose to become a member of one, choose carefully and please think about what eating disorders do to your body.
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Pooping in the work bathroom stalls without anyone realising it was you.
Someone came in to pee while I was pooping at work yesterday, so I stall stalled until he left. Perfect crime!
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wen the poop comes out the poop has to have no poop juice and u dont have to wipe.
And in a strait line
Yo mike,i pooped a perfect poop in this girls mouth,and then she poop in mine mouth.
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When, while puking from intoxication, you lose control of your bodily functions and end up peeing and shitting yourself while you continue to puke your guts out. Every primary orifice is accounted for (crying is optional).
Man, last night Dave was puking when I realized he was shitting himself and pissing his pants at the SAME TIME. It was a perfect storm.
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she laughs @ everything,she must have medium brown hair,she plays soccer and is a defender,she is outgoing,and likes to talk alot,and is a little complicated at times
Kandace is the most perfect girl.
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